Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Dave Niehaus' death touches close to home for everything

Pardon me, other than I have to mark these verbal communication while wipe away my wife's tears. She just came home. She just found out that the voice of her youth, Mariners Hall of Fame newscaster Dave Niehaus, died of a heart attack. She just hugged me and saturated the part of my shirt that covers my heart.


"Dave Niehaus is like Disneyland," she just said. "It's secure, and it's content because it's always the same. Very few belongings are steady in life."

Niehaus was a steady. He has been the Mariners' voice for their total, from Diego Segui's first pitch in the franchise's inaugural game in 1977 to Ichiro's fly out to end the unhappy 2010 season. He has be there — for you — longer than "we've lived so far," my wife just said.

Before I moved here four years ago, I explained to a friend the reason I was excited about this new job. When I listed the Mariners, he joke that it should be hard to garner any enthusiasm about following a club whose most beloved employee is an announcer.

"Dave Niehaus is good," he said. "But he can't be the gemstone of your team. That tells you the Mariners have very little history."

We argued about it for a while. Since I've been here, I've heard variations of that joke many more times. When Niehaus became the first Mariner privileged by the Hall of Fame two years ago, the snide remarks resurfaced. He's the best thing the Mariners have? Hahaha! What a awful franchise.

But those fools never fully understood that they were diminishing an icon for cheap humor.

If the Mariners were a storied ballclub with multiple championship, Dave Niehaus would still be the jewel of the permit. In fact, if you put more team success with his voice and his storytelling and his excited style, Niehaus' legend would've full-grown larger than it already is.

in its place, he achieve something greater. He made the Mariners real the hard way. He made you care about them, even though it took the Mariners 15 seasons to post a charming record, even though they've been to the playoffs four times in 34 seasons. He was that special, that personable, that pleasant.

"He is Mariners baseball," a grieving Ken Griffey Jr. affirmed during a 710 ESPN Seattle radio meeting Wednesday night. "Everybody talks about all the players. We can't hold a candle to that man."

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Heart Attack Grill restaurant offers free Bypass Burgers to diners who weigh over 350 pounds

At The Heart Attack Grill in Arizona, the additional you weigh, the additional you get.


The kitschy medically-themed eating place is now offering free meal to anyone weigh over 350 pounds.

To hawk the new special, the "house of the Double Bypass Burger" has enlisted plus-size spokesman Blair River, who tips the weighing machine at 570 pounds.

"Other diets don't deliver results," River says in a new YouTube ad for the restaurant. "But I've made incredible progress on the 'Heart Attack Grill' diet. A couple months ago, I was wearing these," he adds, holding up a small-waisted pair of pants.

The eatery, which serves burgers ranging from the "Single Bypass" to the "Quadruple Bypass," boasts waitresses dressed in sexy nurse uniforms who refer to the customers as "patients."

Want a Diet Coke? You're in the wrong place. There are no diet sodas, just "flat line fries" not poisonous unapologetically in lard.

Ironically, the restaurant is owned by Jon Basso, a previous nutritionist who used to run Jenny Craig weight-loss centers in Oklahoma, according to the Arizona Republic.

Basso is also featured in the YouTube ad, in which he wears a lab coat and identifies himself as "Dr. Jon, Founder of the 'Heart Attack Grill Diet.'"

"I for myself guarantee a stable upward progression of body weight while you're enjoying great tasting foods," he says with a smile. "Along with a chilly beer and cigarette, it's a diet you can stick to for life."

But eater be careful: The ad wincingly includes a long list of possible side effects, such as "sudden weight gain, repeated increase of clothes size, back pain, male breast growth, loss of sexual connections, lung cancer, tooth decay, liver sclerosis stroke and an inability to see your penis."

Not to talk about that "in some cases mild death may occur."

Let's hope their food lives up their motto - a "taste worth dying for!"

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Roberta Mancino voted sexiest woman in theworld sports

Italian Model and World Record holder Skydiver Roberta Mancino has been named as the sexiest woman in Sports in a review of readers of Men's Fitness.

Roberta Mancino also works as a model. In this area the repair was the most winning one for the sexy calendar of the magazine Max for 2009, with photos by Marco Glaviano.

MensFitness.com writes "Sexy skydiver Roberta Mancino is more than just a beautiful face and incredible body. With over 4,000 jumps logged—including four in the buff—she's also the Italian national freestyle champion and the Free Fly Record Holder."

"Now, after thrashing out 15 of the sexiest women in sports in our new online poll, Roberta can finally add MF's newest female athlete to her resume. We jumped at the possibility to talk to the adrenaline-charged
loveliness, thick. Italian pronunciation and all."


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Conan O’Brien Tokyo Sandblaster Issue, What Did Really Happened

There is fresh buzz on the internet over the Conan O’Brien Tokyo Sandblaster subject, and to what precisely happened. He had mentioned this instance on his show stating “John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.” This topic has taken a new catch on the web as it has become a very hot search topic recently.

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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Latest Cell Phone Models

Samsung S9110 watchphoneSamsung S9110 A Latest Look PhoneSamsung S9110 I always thought that if there was a wrist phone that could transform their minds about the design, it would GD910 LG. But I was incorrect seems that Samsung has announce the wrist phone S9110, which looks like a improved contract than that is yet to be free GD910. The S9110 has a 1.76 inch 262k color display with touch screen, 40MB of internal memory (no word on enlargement), Bluetooth 2.1, speakerphone, mp3 player, and Outlook email synchronization mail. Sounds like a good deal for a right watch phone? Yeah, that's the case, but Samsung has gone one step additional and insert it all in a body that is 11.98 mm thick, making it, according to the company, the thinner the cellular world to caress monitor.

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